North Beach Vampires

from Pass It On by Bad Songs Done Quick

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*Ding-dong!*

We just saw the moving van and
We thought that we would come
Give you a big introduction (and jam!)
Yes, the jam that Steve made
To welcome you into our town
May we come into your lovely new home?
Oh, we can?
Then there's something that YOU SHOULD KNOW:

Kindly keep your garlic cloves
Stored in airtight containers
Please keep your cross inside your home
And your silverware locked in the basement because

We are the north beach vampires
We'd love if you would come on over for a BITE
We are the north beach vampires
Or we could eat at your place with a formal invite
So why don't let us inside?

We thought we'd stop by again and see how
You're liking your new place
We haven't seen much of you since
The night you invited us over for... "stakes"
It was very insensitive and
We don't mean to say that you discriminate
But here are some things you can do to improve
Before IT'S TOO LATE:

Your eldest daughter's gothic clothes appropriate our culture
The halloween decorations on your lawn...
no, they're not offensive
But they're still up in december!

We are the north beach vampires
And we want to get along
We're never looking for a fight
We are the north beach vampires
Treat us fair or we will have to make it right
And come back over here tonight

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from Pass It On, released May 10, 2020

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